I stopped watching the mariners like 3-5 years ago when they started to suck so badly. I figured that if I stopped caring and supporting them then the management would take notice and improve the team. My plan worked but tbfh I am going to wait 1/2 of the year before I show public support again b/c right now im like a teenage girl who is fragile and cute.
Jiman was last seen getting a handy from a supermodel in his fiat convertible.
Are you out of college?
buttsechs?